I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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