My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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