i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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