it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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