I hate all girls vehemently.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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