so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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