No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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