But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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