It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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