shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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