Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Do you still have your period?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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