we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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