theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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