I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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