Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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