We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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