Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
