normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Can you bring me the toilet please
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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