a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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