Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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