people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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