So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
