I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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