I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Less talking, more tequila
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
