I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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