I look better un-naked...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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