You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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