My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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