her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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