Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
third nipple confirmed
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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