worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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