id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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