let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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