I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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