just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
we're so committed to being not committed
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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