You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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