16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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