would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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