My nipple is on Facebook.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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