if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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