I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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