Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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