It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish I only lived at night.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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