PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
