O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
God, I missed his penis.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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