Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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