I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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