We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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