rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My dick has a subreddit
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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