She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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